Bonjour, mes bons amis!!
There is so much to be happy about and thankful for today, such as those three young women who escaped from their kidnappers’ home in Cleveland; we’re so thankful for our moms, both biological and adoptive mother figures; and finally, we are so thankful for people like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West known as KimYe (cuz ain’t nobody got time fo’ using their full names) for showing us exactly how we should NOT dress or be… in general… with everything… in life.
I don’t consider myself an expert of couture, but I am proud of my sense of fashion and style. And while I respect that a lot of fashion is truly art, I also recognize that a lot of it is just hideous. But occasionally there is the imposter garment(?) that someone is foolishly trying to call “en vogue” thinking that the amateur or fashion-less would never be the wiser to recognize.
Who told Kim it was okay to wear her New Jersey Aunt’s sofa slipcover and throw it over her pregnant belly, covered head to toe INCLUDING FINGERS, to what is considered the Oscars of the fashion world? Seriously, the only thing she’s missing is the plastic over the slipcover and maybe a few doilies to boot.
No wonder Kanye looks so happy to be standing next to his baby’s mama.
I’m confident Madame Chanel has rolled over in her tweed grave like she probably has for the last, what, 8 years or so, that KimYe separately and together have been making fools of themselves. Together, they are the Lindsay Lohan of celebrity couples with one shamefulness after another – a sex tape, an on-air insult of the then-POTUS, an on-air thievery of music award thunder, an overly publicized farce wedding lasting fewer days than the number of underwear most women own, and an album rumored to have the title “I Am God.”
Go away, KimYe. You embody way too much of what is wrong in the world today. Not to mention, you act and dress tack-AY. Stop with your crimes against humanity before someone calls the Hague.
Check out all the pictures, video and Met coverage for a few laughs, oohs and aahs.
Hope you enjoy the rest of your week, mes amis!
♥ – LBH